Not a Robot

Build a mobile portrait web app called “Not a Robot”.

Cover: A CRT-green pixel robot head glaring out of a scanline terminal, the pixel title stamped into the artwork. A full-bleed opening artwork drawn in code with the title integrated into it, then one short tutorial line and exactly one text button that starts play.
Core action (tap tiles to select, tap Verify to submit): Eight absurd multiple-select captchas: tap every tile that matches a ridiculous, subjective prompt — dreaming animals, suspicious clouds, robots in disguise — submit each round and get judged with a quip.
Result: a pixel-styled Human Score certificate with a percentage and a verdict title. Put a real Share button on the result screen (it must post to the Eazo community) and keep Replay next to it.
Visual bar: pixel tiles pop and flip on selection, scanline flicker, glitch shake on wrong picks, stamp animation on the verdict.

Global requirements: mobile-first portrait, touch only, 100dvh with safe areas, no hover dependence. Built-in i18n with exactly two locales (English default, Chinese only after the user taps the EN/中文 toggle placed clear of the status bar), never mix languages on one screen, share output always English. Absolutely no external APIs, no login, no background music. Every control must actually work — no placeholders.