A velvet photo booth prints a real identity strip when you pull the cord: 25 identities in four rarities, three free pulls a day, a 25-slot collection, and a $0.99 Golden Cord that guarantees a Legendary.
Light a candle in a storm-lashed lighthouse room and cup it with your finger through three gusts; how you shield is read back as your protecting style.
Six neighbours can see your network and all of them have requests. Include a warning, hide an apology, be exactly as long as flat 4B's — every fix annoys somebody new.