You are the robot: pass the human exam by being imperfect — wobble your line, miss one easy question, hesitate before confirming. Graduate with an Infiltration Grade.
A small creature says something quiet and waits. Choose the gesture to answer with — a nod, a hug, a pat, a silence — and watch it land or miss. Five exchanges make a response card.
A signature that has to obey: one unbroken stroke, exactly three closed loops, never leave the box, cross the centre line twice. Draw it again and again until the notary is happy.