Eight absurd multiple-select captchas — tap all the dreaming animals, the suspicious clouds, the robots in disguise — and earn a pixel Human Score certificate.
Choose a number between one and ninety-nine. It must be even, its digits must sum to a prime, it must not be anything you already tried — and the demands keep arriving.
You are the robot: pass the human exam by being imperfect — wobble your line, miss one easy question, hesitate before confirming. Graduate with an Infiltration Grade.
A small creature says something quiet and waits. Choose the gesture to answer with — a nod, a hug, a pat, a silence — and watch it land or miss. Five exchanges make a response card.
