The genie grants anything you can phrase legally. You may not say want, may not name yourself, must mention something you can hold, and must stay under seven words.
Eight absurd multiple-select captchas — tap all the dreaming animals, the suspicious clouds, the robots in disguise — and earn a pixel Human Score certificate.
Choose a number between one and ninety-nine. It must be even, its digits must sum to a prime, it must not be anything you already tried — and the demands keep arriving.
You are the robot: pass the human exam by being imperfect — wobble your line, miss one easy question, hesitate before confirming. Graduate with an Infiltration Grade.
A small creature says something quiet and waits. Choose the gesture to answer with — a nod, a hug, a pat, a silence — and watch it land or miss. Five exchanges make a response card.
A signature that has to obey: one unbroken stroke, exactly three closed loops, never leave the box, cross the centre line twice. Draw it again and again until the notary is happy.
